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It was a competitive field, but Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday selected Herschel Walker as the "dummy of the day.". >> jimmy: i know he dances. >> jimmy: dominic west, everybody. >> jimmy: you know everything about it. so yeah, he calls me after, "that one look you gave that one person was amazing." finished? the firm, called mazars, sent a "dear don" letter to the trump organization saying, "we write to advise that the statements of financial condition for donald j. trump for the years ending june 30th, 2011, to june 30th, 2020, should no longer be relied upon." when we come back, a clip from season 3 of "the orville: new horizons." and he's -- charles is quite sort of proud of his dancing. oh, oh, oh, ozempic! learn more at getrealaboutdiabetes.com. >> a shooting at a car show in arkansas. what's wrong with action figures? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is, you're under oath. tell your provider about vision problems or changes. put uc in check and keep it there, with rinvoq. 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EXCLUSIVE: Jimmy Kimmel is going live for the midterm elections. did you like rock music when you were a kid? >> get in line! will be taping live on Tuesday November 8 after the country has gone . >> i'm eternally grateful, i'm glad that god put me in her life and her in mine. for controller, yvonne yiu. >> jimmy: then dive in and save it. somehow, he's mixed up with all the worst people in the world. >> jimmy: i think the queen's under the weather, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yes. i know and i suspect, anyway, i shouldn't say i know, deep inside you're like, i want to be captain kirk. can you tell us anything? [ laughter ] what was the idea? our next guest is a woman you know from "your honor," "gossip girl," and "the night of." >> jimmy: are you going to take care of that? they won't forget it. it's still there. because i won't let uc stop me from being me. quviviq could help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer; and more sleep at night may mean feeling less tired during the day. TV Archive you know it's a bad sign when kanye west is only the third most controversial person at your dinner table. next day they sent a nice note because we paid the check. >> i love that this was an argument it. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] , buy one favorite like a big mac and get another for just a buck right now at mcdonald's. 2022 Bludgeon Riffola Limited, under exclusive licence to Mer. he does do a bit of that. it's an eight-hour day, a couple of hours of classroom, a couple of hours in the pool. there was an armed guard in uvalde. >> jimmy: hello. >> jimmy: tell us. [ laughter ] what? >> i know. all electric, all mercedes. it's in development. he's like, oh-oh. >> jimmy: wow. most recently, we went to a restaurant in santa monica. the beards? curtis reeves opening up about the day he killed a man. 11:35 pm . detect this: no other complete hiv pill uses fewer medicines to help keep you undetectable than dovato. because -- so it's you and mila kunis. maybe you can answer them. oh, such a hard day? start crunching today! >> jimmy: am i in it? meanwhile, palin 3.0, congresswoman marjorie taylor greene, last week you may have heard, she confused the word gestapo with gazpacho. it's a blast. >> we support the right of every law-abiding american to be able to have a weapon to defend themselves. my dad's comments are always about my facial expressions, which i find really weird. he is at a youth center and he is meeting lots of kids he helps with the prince's trust. not at all. >> peace be with you, keep shredding, man. they said, can you get in? this is all about herschel walker. Kimmel's sidekick Guillermo Rodriguez will be at Fair . crunching makes work friends real friends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: prince william is like -- thank you? . >> jimmy: yeah. let's welcome him now from his place in buchanan, michigan. kind of as if it was just about to come out. an almost unspeakable tragedy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? were you reluctant at all? >> really late. i'm trying to be smart in old age. >> some of us are. don't stop dovato without talking to your doctor, as your hepatitis b may worsen or become life-threatening. give me the cross. >> there is like a blessed slowness about the whole thing. "hey, i'm with jimmy kimmel, my pants, i left them in the room, put them in an uber and send them here." [ laughter ] you know, you're out in the alley -- [ cheers ] >> that's how i started in the business. in the flesh. >> sully, hurry! kimmel live" --ek on "jimmy -. >> jimmy: yeah. they know exactly how to urinate. unless you're at a football game. >> that's right. >> jimmy: how was the wedding itself, the whatever you want to call it, the party? are you like donald trump where you have pictures of yourself on magazines all over your home? how many pants? but it was crazy. senator ted cruz -- i will say is stepping up to comfort the people he serves, the nra. i need indeed. >> jimmy: and did you christen his latrine? instead of going right to "gun control laws don't work" and "we need armed teachers and guards." The following episodes are scheduled to air the week of Nov. 28-Dec. 2 (subject to change): Monday, Nov. 28. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your dad didn't do it right? Watch the official Jimmy Kimmel Live! i even made a bumper sticker. the volkswagen atlas with standard front assist. [ laughter ] speaking of drugs, there are too many olympic events going on for me to keep up with, so i've enlisted the help of a young man who has a lot of time on his, hands. they were. i called my nanny, she was at home, watching our daughter, our babysitter. they would have gone past tastie freeze if that was the case. we have a big announcement to make. >> jimmy: what was it like being in the south pole with a prince? "uncharted" opens friday in theaters only. and did you know they like ceviche?? >> they came to it. "doesn't care. but he didn't know who they were, i couldn't believe. >> yeah. that's the point. capital one shopping instantly searches for available coupon codes and automatically applies them. >> jimmy: i'm very meticulous, some might say neurotic, about thank you notes. shake their hand, don't shake their hand. you wouldn't believe some of the things people suggested to help me sleep. it smells like actual food. fanduel and draftkings, two out of state corporations making big promises to californians. sitting there, prince william walks up to him, miles goes, "your eyes are so blue." oh, thank you, thank you. good days start with good nights, so you may want to talk to your doctor about both. browse. she's got range. >> no, we've been together seven years. it's very rare that somebody recognizes me. recall chesa boudin now. t tienes el toque now go and deja tu huella. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you're on that fake spaceship, and let's be honest, it is a fake spaceship -- >> it is not real, yeah, yeah. we can't wait. [ laughter ] >> i know. >> jimmy: to be fighter pilots? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> some people say, i won't support guns. secondly, never got the cigars. 3:45 PM PT. i got a movie coming up. it is very entertaining. saves us a ton. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. 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[ cheers and applause ] hi, freddie. he now claims that was a joke. she's representing us in the united states. The surprise return of Bob Iger as Disney CEO, replacing his own replacement Bob Chapek, is not without precedent in corporate America, as Jimmy Kimmel reminded viewers last night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i noticed that, yeah. you're on this beautiful greek island. >> defending freedom is going to cost. create your own ultimate feast is here. thanks, freddie. the lower your drag coefficient, unlimited free delivery. >> jimmy: is that true? >> jimmy: so you know if you didn't get a part in one of rian's movies, he didn't like you is what the deal is. >> no, we all. FAQ . [ laughter ] i think the real question is, how much of your grandfather's saliva are you coming in contact with and why? turns out your beach people. so now she is in first place, but they're planning to delay the medal ceremony until a full investigation is done. tell your doctor about all your medical conditions, medications, or if you are or plan to become pregnant. it happens. because "that's the way politics work." right, guillermo? she tested positive for a banned heart medication that's said can boost endurance in humans. >> jimmy: to have it in london seems odd. >> right. 11:35 pm . >> he did it right. it was pretty weird. you train your whole life to be in the olympics, you follow all the rules, put in all the hours, eat only the right things, and last minute, you accidentally take your grandfather's heart medicine. the government responded by enacting gun control legislation. hi, it's me, yehya! [ cheers and applause ] then later, their new album "diamond star halos" comes out friday. >> jimmy: all right. >> nerves. are they all watching you on this show play a single drunk female? [ laughter ] >> that would be very bad. this is the new nissan. you know, you can tell thing is are out of whack when the coach of the golden state warriors shows more leadership and passion than almost every republican in congress. concert series is presented by mercedes eq. we'll be right back with beach weather. >> oh, it's a blast. >> guillermo: soccer. we could walk forever . yeah, you're not that hard to get. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. it's so good to see you! >> i think so, yeah. >> at least 18 children and 3 adults killed in the mass shooting. thank you so much. that's me entirely. get the new samsung galaxy s22 series on comcast business mobile and for a limited time save up to $750 on a new samsung device with eligible trade-in. a manhattan judge and jury today rejected sarah palin's lawsuit against "the new york times." enough out of you! we were the only ones who weren't veterans. now he screams insults at people, he fits right in. >> jimmy: yeah, you look -- >> did i look like travolta before? but we could all use more ways to save. >> it's time to get moving. there goes my back. so then, to make some kind of point about how unfairly they're treated, dan, who comes off like seems to be, what would happen if kirk cameron went to the columbia school of broadcasting. meanwhile, trump's terrible kids are making the rounds, desperately trying to protect the golden goose. i can just go around. i think the conceit was always like, this guy created "family guy," let's show everyone what a nut he is. with music from chris isaak, camilo, and thee sacred souls. i'm the host of . walmart plus. >> jimmy: but not in a movie about the navy there isn't, right? once-weekly ozempic can help. 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. it never looked like real food. [ laughter ] am i wrong on this? the most moist. >> jimmy: that's great. found it. browse. >> jimmy: thanks to kathryn hahn and dominic west. >> jimmy: great question, freddie. >> no, more like the peter, paul and mary, kind of folksy kind of thing, james taylor. >> jimmy: they came to it? we've got a lot of oddballs running this country. i've got to get their check, i tld the waiter, don't tell them it's me. >> excuse me, guys? daisy's got lassoing lessons at noon. >> jimmy: never. teep, go. Uploaded by serious or life-threatening side effects can occur. we don't need any more overscheduling. ba da ba ba ba oh! who you would -- i thought bond, bond, bond. >> how are you? >> uh-huh. it's everywhere, everybody's got olympiod fever. only eight and a half cents, is left for the homeless. here with the song, "sex, drugs, etc.," beach weather! he's a father. tonight, from "single drunk female" on freeform, sofia black-d'elia is with us. >> jimmy: or writing. >> jessica hennic, madeline klein. >> additionally, if you open this up to ice fishing, while on the surface it sounds good, what happens next year? >> jimmy: the least commented on songs of the '80s. and the largest automotive donor to meals on wheels and make-a-wish. how long ago, do you have any idea? there he is. Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live! i told him don't run for office, a total waste of time, can't win. >> maybe we will be friends, i don't know. i'm like, you know what you like, can you look at the menu? the new movie behind me. never had rock bands, a def leppard t-shirt, anything like that. she's very moved by it. they get to me. this is not on -- >> no, this is a movie for cinemas. thank the lord. >> jimmy: well. he always seems to go along with it, you know what i mean? she got them in an uber and they made it. my god. >> the ceremony. first we started talking about golf. >> jimmy: mark wahlberg is here. can i get ten large fries please? how're you doing? >> guillermo: i got it. intercepted before they even arrived. [ cheers and applause ] 25 years ago, our first guest dirk-diggled his way out of music into a major movie career. provider-logo. we'll be back with jay ellis! my pants literally just got here, y'all. want to feel your heart beat faster? >> jimmy: how high are you from bronze to gold? worsening depression including suicidal thoughts may occur. the photographer had some issues to work out. >> jimmy: not really. if your solution to children being massacred is armed guards, you haven't been paying attention to what's going on. yeah, i get it. trump was on the golf course. you train olympians. ask your doctor about once-daily zeposia. >> jimmy: interesting, because it's such an american movie. i know. don't drink alcohol while taking quviviq or drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel fully alert. so here's the thing i would say to ted cruz, the human being. they know that in about 20 minutes, they have to shower with that guy. oceries . fast heartburn relief in every bite. >> yeah. >> we should. what's the real math behind their ballot measure for online sports betting? >> jimmy: what do you think it was? >> jimmy: i'm good. i have moderate to severe ulcerative colitis. i'm still not sure. [ laughter ] just data points to consider. >> i think it was because tom was squeezing their hands. they're kind of looking to see -- me and this guy and my son are there. that's hard to say, by the way. i shouldn't complain though. which is heaven. >> if you're going to see it, yep. >> the choreographer. is it -- >> well, it was cool. [ male announcer ] try both. they said there wasn't enough evidence to prove "the times" defamed her in an editorial. which sounds like the beginning of a joke. . it's easy to call someone a monster. (2003- ) Episode List. >> 54. >> jimmy: right. insomnia can impact both my days and my nights. i'm like, "but do you like the story? [ cheers and applause ] two olympics in a row. it's kinder bueno. [ laughter ] >> what if we wrapped him up -- is this a crime? the donny llama also made a fourth statement to axios, "our dinner meeting was intended to be kanye and me only, but he arrived with a guest whom i had never met and knew nothing pabout." she's like, i'll put you in the halfpipe. [ whoosh! video in like the history of the world, right? it's like, i'm on an early schedule, i got the 4:30 reservation, i can make it seem like i rented out the whole place because nobody's there yet. the story came out. you -- i want to ask you about something, a little bit odd. danny next, danny ramirez. in the movie monkey, she love mark wahlberg. >> jimmy: no, probably not. there has been some talk apparently that it took me 40 minutes to pee, i guess, on the first show. so yeah, that's me. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show tonight. >> here we are. i pay them but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. music from def leppard is on the way. that's a full-time job. >> jimmy: lowest point of his life. all electric, all mercedes. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. >> give it up. ozempic helped me get back in my type 2 diabetes zone. >> doing weird stuff. [ laughter ] >> but yeah, no, hulu and disney really believed in the show. more watching tons of your favorite live tv, less paying tons of hidden fees in other words, more show for less dough. okay, just a matter of time. we were the only ones who weren't injured. [ laughter ] all right! i don't know what that means. >> jimmy: wow. yes? >> jimmy: so anyway, we have a. nice -- our friends at imax have given us something to our studio audience here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seems like you didn't get into the sky, you wouldn't need a chair in the first place. bow, don't bow. >> jimmy: somebody who can't dance. such amazingly perfect shapes run throughout the natural world. here you're building a spaceship. i'm good to go. >> jimmy: everybody you grew up with had a nickname? >> jimmy: he is playing -- >> he plays prince william. how does this make sense? where you can afford to be you to the maxx youtube tv is more than cable for less than cable. i think we're going have to get you american citizenship, because i don't think you're going to be allowed to go home. who would have thought it. "hey, you, get into my car." >> you could be an arse. we were going to go this year and i was like, probably should quit while i'm ahead. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a werewolf. and now, jimmy kimmel! S21 E36 Jimmy Kimmel Live 11/28. i got the pants, not these pants, these other pants they sent -- >> jimmy: they sent you bad pants? when uc got unpredictable, i got rapid symptom relief with rinvoq. [ laughter ] i was having a rough day. the week before that he wanted homeland security to seize voting machines. find me some powder and a nice blue, green -- >> jimmy: the family goes and snowboards? don't let uc stop you from doing you. and he takes it very seriously. with knockoff batteries, little miss cupcake never stood a chance. two words typed into your phone and you know you're eating with a scumbag. how many albums have you put out of music? >> you are stranger danger?>> n don't even know what that means. we got to meet prince william and kate. >> and he was really touched and i think kind of thought maybe you guys would become friends. Next Episode (airs 8 Dec. 2022) Jean Smart/Wes Bentley/Charley Crockett . also, herschel walker saying the word "erection" on television. ABC Updates. Movies. what do you mean, who is that? those are the only words he got to speak to prince william. now, is that legal? sound familiar? >> people call me gay because i haven't had a girlfriend? >> jimmy: so the character was so popular that they said hey, let's keep going with this? November 7, 2022, 5:09 AM. i'm on this kind of weird thing. he shows up with three people, two of which i didn't know, the other a political person who i . >> oh, i just go around. >> jimmy: and still, we discussed this on the phone. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show tonight. you know our next guest from five seasons of the hbo show now you can see him in a fighter jet in the highly anticipated "top gun: maverick." >> this year she was like, you know what, let's not get anything for each other for valentine's day. i'm like, oh my god. just i just want to be in a frickin' silo with an amish boy. he tries to call melania from his phone but she didn't pick up. and best of all, the hotel has babysitters. i'm like, "oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." 08:59. i don't believe ted cruz doesn't care about children, i don't. introduced me to selma blair, she took my hand. so what's yours going to be? not a blurry face. >> had i left my gun at home, that's a good chance i wouldn't be here. kathryn hahn is with us. made with magic, loved by families. we were both doing adr at the same time, at the same sound studio. he's on his own. >> awhile ago, yeah. The multi-hyphenate star, 37 who revealed in April that . >> this particular one was like -- it really -- it's because rian johnson, who directed and wrote it said he casts things like he would host a dinner party, because he knows that the hours you're going spend with each other, i mean, you're with the same group. he has this thick accent. it's crispy. oh, i can't swear, sorry. "uncharted" opens in theaters friday. so it's completely blacked out. Jimmy Kimmel Live! not for this. go ahead. but then, i found quviviq, an fda approved medication for adults with insomnia. >> i suppose, the kids. you could see a little -- tears at a few points in the movie. my dad as well. >> i fixed my shirt during the break, i don't know what was going on. if you then allow ice fishing with shanties, then that leads to another problem. >> jimmy: do you know anything about it yet? [ cheers and applause ] how are you? isn't that federal -- isn't that fraud? >> yes. it's lots of sort of jumping over swords. and it's may. TV Archive (music throughout) every order earns points redeemable for free mcdonald's i'm in an old navy commercial. >> jimmy: i am not in it. "no, i'm wearing a suit, i need the green pants." >> jimmy: oh. ok, go for it. >> it's much harder. 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